True Blood Episode 8 – Timebomb
Here’s what happens in Episode 8: Timebomb
Shot Through The Heart, and You’re to Blame. You Give Love a Bad Name. Sarah is as dense as Jason. Okay, the second shot was ruthless. By the way, Sarah must spend a fortune on hairspray. Her big hair stays in place regardless of the humidity.
Jason Plays Rambo
I’m really proud of how Jason helped save Sookie . . . . if only he wasn’t using a paintball gun.
I Knew Daphne Was Heartless
Okay, sorry for the bad pun.
Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares
Maryann is an all around gal. Not only does she throw a mean orgy, she also knows how to cook! Just don’t ask her where the meat came from.
” . . . and those from above can serve those down below.” (Sweeny Todd song)
Dallas Vampires Have Style
The Dallas vampires made a great entrance tonight. They came in lined up in a perfect V formation. Now that’s what I call organization.
You’re So Good, I Could Just Eat You Up!
Tara and Eggs share an interesting feast. And then beat each other up.
Like a Virgin, Touched For the Very First Time
Poor Jessica will be a virgin for ever. And I do mean, forever.
Eric’s Maker is Cute
Is it just me or is Godric a cutie?
And here’s the Funniest Line from True Blood Episode 8: “They say I had sex with a pine tree. It must be true because I got scratches all over my p___r.”
Questions
1. What did Isabel say when she was mocking Bill’s love for Sookie? I couldn’t get all of what she said. Help me fill in the blank. She said something like: “She’s like a _________ you can’t switch off. Blah blah blah blah. And then 10 minutes later, blah.” What’s the missing word?
2. Did you know that Miss Jeanette’s heart was missing when they found her dead body in the back of Andy Bellefleur’s car! Did I miss something?
See also: Best Eric and Sookie Scenes – “Words“
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Lorena said Sookie was like “an alarm clock…”
….still waiting for 9 pm western time.
The more books I read the more I am thinking Eric and Sookie are meant to be. BUT I wonder since the writers already change minor plot/character stories, will Anna and Stephens off screen romance affect the direction of the show?
People love them on and off screen so its not looking good for us Eric/Sook fans.
Bummer.
Thats what I am worried about too…. they are also bringing the queen and sookies cousins relationship into the show earlier than the books too. i hope they dont jump around to much but I have been disappointed with the way some books get turned into movies/tv shows before i guess we have to wait and see..even if they do not follow the books exactly the show is still very good
The justice tarot card: “The Justice figure seated or standing, scales in one hand (usually left), upraised sword in the other hand. Sometimes blindfolded.”
Jason was super secxi in this ep
He was! I like when he shot Steve N. in the face! That was fu*kin funny!
maybe they will explain it next episode, but what does the Justice card mean in the “future” position? (for all of us that weren’t raised in Louisiana ~.^)
Godric is really friggin adorable. Alan Ball better keep him around!
I’ll be so sad if we never see Godric again after this episode
I really like him!
Ain’t he just the cutest thing you ever seen?!? I wanna kiss em too! :*
Whoa Baby, those Dallas Vamps love the color black. And Sarah Newlin looks like some “Sunny Christian Barbie” (with a paint gun). I laugh every time I see Jason shooting Reverend Steve right between the eyes with the paint gun. It’s just perfect TRUE BLOOD. We all expected to see a Texan Vamp massacre at the F. O. T. S. Corral, and instead, we all win a free silver necklace and a genuine wooden stake when sure-shot Jason nails Steve-the-Suicidal at the F. O. T. S. Carnival. Lorena needs to wake up and hear the alarm clock that is the magical sound of Sookie Stackhouse. Sookie looked just like Rowena in Ivanhoe when Bill burst through the doors. What an episode! Godrick for King of Texas! Oh hells bells, Godrick for the King of the USA!! (I wonder who the casting crew would pick for that role?)
Agreed. I love Godric as well. I loved it when he put Lorena in her place.
Yeah that was funny! “I could snap you like a twig”!!!
Excuse me Lorena? Would you like some ICE for that BURN?!?!?!?!?!
I wish Jason shot Steve in the crotch. That would teach ‘em!
I think it should be called “Trust Me” instead of “Timebomb”
Because of when Eric leans over to Sookie and says, “Trust me.” it’s just wickedly romantic!
Good call, Paxton. Weak at the knees, weak at the knees. And Godric, yummy. What planet do they go to to cast this show? Can I live there?
We need Bubba in this. Anyway Eric’s maker Godric IS SO DAMN CUTE! I wanna kiss him
Don’t you think its funny at this part?:
“Godric is your maker. isn’t he?” -Sookie
“Don’t use words you don’t understand.” – Eric
“You have a lot of love for him.” -Sookie
*DRAMATIC PAUSE*
“Don’t use words I don’t understand.” – Eric
Hey “We want Bubba”
The scene with Eric and Sookie dicussing love and makers was my favorite, too. Poor Eric, he seemed sad. Or was he just tugging at Sookie’s heart strings? Naughty boy.
As for BUBBA, is there an official movement to petition AB to bring us some Bubba? He thinks it will be too “cheesey”. But, as I stated in an earlier post, when life hands you cheese, let’s make nachos. I want some extra super deluxe nachos with extra cheese!!!
bubba is a part of all the books from the beginning and i dont think it would be cheesy at all.. its not like he overly trying to be his former self in the books just a vampire that lost something when he was turned. i guess they can do the show without this character but they shouldnt.
Yes! We absolutely love that scene! We just put up the video of the scene at the site. We’re starting a series called Best Eric and Sookie Scenes. We’re calling this entry “Words.”
Check it out: Best Eric and Sookie Scenes – “Words”
N-SAY-SHA-BOL here. Luv the show! Loved reading everyone’s theories as well.
Will have to check this site out on the regular now. “Seric”, as I CALL THEM (Sookie & Eric), is about to comust! HOT! HOT!! HOTT!!! Want more Godrick. Want Jason to fall in Luv w/a vampire. MY NAME IS NSAYSHABOL. AND I’M A FANG-BANG-AHOLIC!
THAT’S “COMBUST”
Maybe I should say why on the Jason lovin a vamp thing: As conflicted as the fair-hair’d horndog seems to be about everthing in his life, ACCEPT doin-the-do, and is treatment of his lil’ sis recently AND the whole religous fanatictism thing he just survived (and his heart wasn’t TRULY in that either), I think it would be poetic justice for Jason to experience Luv amungst the fang’d ones. Remember all the flack he was giving Sook? What if the shoe was on the other foot?
I think (hope) Jason has another supe destiny, just not a vampire one…