Top 10 Highlights from Episode 7: Release Me
#10 - And Fly Away, Fly Away, Fly Away Home! Sam escapes from Maryann by turning into a bird and flying away!

#9 - Full Frontal Nudity: My, my. True Blood believes in showing everything. The orgy scene is pretty darn revealing.

#8 - Don’t Hate Me Because I’m a Killer: You know, I’m not hating on Lorena. She’s one of the true vampires in the show because she embraces what she is: a cold blooded killer that sees humans as food. Vampires who have maintained their humanity are the exception, not the rule.

#7 - Jason’s Got Some Serious Mojo: Jason totally rocked Sarah’s world. After his lovin’ she decides to leave her husband. It’s like that scene from Harlem nights after one of the gangsters has sex with a casino girl. He calls his wife on the phone and says:

“Yeah, Barbara, it’s Richie. Yeah lookit, I ain’t never coming home. Take it easy.”

#6 - I Like My Eggs Over Easy: I’ll say it again – Eggs has a serious body. Too bad he’s a pawn of Maryann’s. Tara’s headed in the same direction.

#5 - Maryann Loves a Challenge: Daphne tells Sam that Maryann is after him “because you got away from her once. She can’t control you.”

#4 - Hello, My Name is Hugo the Traitor: We learn that Hugo is working undercover for The Fellowship of the Sun and deliberately led Sookie into a trap.

#3 - Maryann Mystery Solved:According to Daphne “Maryann is a maenad. Maenads are handmaidens of Dionysus.” “She’s immortal Sam. There ain’t no point in fighting her ’cause you’ll never win.”

#2 - Shot Through the Heart: Sarah Newlin shoots Jason. I assume it’s a tranquilizer gun.

#1 - Stab Through the Heart: Eggs stabs Daphne while under Maryann’s control!

And here are the Funniest Lines from True Blood Episode 7
-Steve Newlin saying: “I’m not the monster that the vampire-loving media makes me out to be.”

-Andy Bellefleur telling the sheriff about the orgy: “and the whole town had these big black saucer eyes like zombies!”

-Maryann while holding a dead rabbit saying: “I saw this thing hop by last night and I though hmmn, yum, breakfast!”

-Lafayette to a prospective V customer: “This shit is going faster than fritters at a fat farm.”

Questions
1. Does anyone know what they were chanting at the orgy?
2. Why did the orgy people start moaning when Maryann stopped shimmering to run after Sam?
3. Don’t you think Eric looks much better with shorter hair? That man makes me feel all “anxious” in my naughty bits, if you know what I mean.

See also: True Blood Episode 8: Timebomb