True Blood Episode 11 – Frenzy

Here’s a recap from the fabulous Kitty Kat on what happened in True Blood Episode 11:
Tonight’s episode was a frenzy of both horror and humor. Fans of “the Forum” will have a field day with the new favorite quotes thread! Fangtastic!
Tonight we were introduced to vamp royalty, the Queen of Louisiana, a pretty red head that has not been into men since the Eisenhower administration. That’s fine, more for the rest of us. Loving the art deco day room and her theory on the origin of the maenads. I have a new respect for Maryanne. In light of history, she was at one time probably property in an arranged marriage with a husband with a penchant for young boys. Why shouldn’t she will herself into immortality? It think it is her right. Isn’t that in the Bible, or maybe the constitution? It is too bad she is worshiping a god who won’t be coming.
Bless Hoyt’s heart (hope nobody eats it). He was in for a night of awful revelations: Vampire Bill was right about his girlfriend, daddy wasn’t what he thought he was, and mama resents him for all the rednecks she passed up. Maybe he and Jessica will kiss and makeup. Maybe they will figure out a way to have makeup sex, too.
Score one for Team Bill, Bill in board shorts, very nice. Too bad the man can’t tan, but the chest hair is nice, very circa 1970’s Burt Reynolds. I’m glad oh so glad vamps don’t wax.
I loved the interchange between our intellectually challenged, Jason, and our follicle(y) challenged, Andy, male bonding at its best. Andy took for granted that Jason had it too easy, but as it turns out, there is a reason the women throw themselves at him. It’s all that time at the gym and the “A” in Porn 101. I’m so glad they could come together to save all the crazy, American, redneck, dumbasses. My heroes!
Now for the classic conundrum, which came first, the chicken or the Egg? We had Jason questioning if Sam could eat an egg he laid himself. Then we had Tara and Eggs making a nest for an egg. What the fried egg is going on in that crazy town? Any thoughts? Post them on the True Blood Forum! My mind is scrambled!




In a segment of this ep. Tara at one point was fighting back, but then she quickly turned back to that weak and fearful little girl that she thought she “killed”. Sad how that happens
Never a dull moment in Rural Louisiana…!
What the hell is that egg?? That thing was huge!!
I love TRUE BLOOD, but im always pissed off at the end of every episode…They Def. keep you hanging…haha
SERIOUSLY THO..WTF IS THAT EGG??
Does anyone know the name of the song playing when Bill walks across the bridge to the Queen of Louisiana’s front door…….awesome song and cannot figure it out!!!!
Help!
How do I find ways to pay for college as a single mom?