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Who’s Going to be a Vampire Bride in True Blood Episode 5 – Trouble
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The creep factor ratcheted up quite a few notches this week as Franklin keeps Tara locked up with him in the king’s house and he finally confesses that he wants her to be his vampire bride. Poor girl, she can’t win…she finds a guy who’s crazy for her and he’s a psycho. Some other highlights from Episode 5:
Highlights from Tonight’s Episode
Tara is stuck as Franklin’s plaything, he’s considers her to be “spectacularly different”. Franklins says that Tara is such a fucking disaster, the two of them could be twins. What a compliment…
The king of Mississippi is disturbingly interested in Sookie, especially when he finds out that Bill was keeping a dossier on Sookie and her family tree. Eric arrives at the king’s house, meeting Talbot, the royal consort. Talbot is quite fascinated with him. Eric tells the king that he wants to hunt Bill Compton in his area, when much to his surprise, Bill walks in and the two of them engage in one of their famous glaring contests. No love lost there.
Franklin has Tara tied to the bed, he put her in a new gown that he bought her. Franklin is obsessed with her and he’s jealous of Layfayette texting her. At one point he says “watch how fast I text”. That was pretty amusing, watching a vampire brag about their texting skills. Tara gets away during the day while all the vampires are in their daylight sleeping mode. Unfortunately, she can’t get away from Franklin that easily, especially when a werewolf runs her down.
Jason shows up at the sheriff’s department, waiting to start his new job. Andy gives him a desk and puts him on phone duty. Jason is out washing police cars when he sees a hot girl drive by in a pickup. He pulls her over – shirtless – and asks for her license and registration. She challenges him and says no, she doesn’t think he’s a cop. All he gets out of her is her name, Crystal. He begs her to meet him at Merlotte’s but she just drives away. Jason? Shirtless? And the girl just drives away?
Alcide wants to tell his packmaster about Debbie and what happened at her initiation where the King of Mississippi gave his blood to the werewolves. The packmaster, Colonel Flood, says there’s nothing he can do about the king – he wants to ignore the problem and just wait for it go away. That’s a can-do attitude!
Layfayette and Sam’s brother Tommy are smoking cigars together when his mother’s nurse Jesus shows up. Layfayette is having a hard time accepting that Jesus came over just to see him. Nice to see Layfayette flustered for a change.
Tara is tied up again by Franklin and he’s having a major crying jag over the idea that she tried to leave him. She mollifies him by apologizing profusely and acting like she wants to be with him. That girl has some good acting skills.
The king questions Bill on why he was investigating Sookie and her genealogy. It appears that Bill is no longer on the king’s list of favorites since he has him escorted to his room under guard. Bill finds out that Sookie is in Mississippi and escapes, racing out to try and warn her.
Jason sees Crystal in Merlotte’s parking lot – it looks like she showed up after all. She tells him to stay away from her but they end up making out by the water. Good old Jason, he’s still got his mojo after all.
At the king’s house, Lorena comes down the stairs and sees Eric. They both say “YOU” with disdain so it appears there is some history there.
Bill shows up at Alcide’s place trying to warn Sookie off but in her own annoying way, she won’t listen to him and keeps demanding an explanation. Just then, the king and his minions show up, planning to take Sookie with them. This week’s episode ends with a werewolf attacking Sookie, who knocks him off with a blast of white light, much to the king’s surprise and pleasure. It looks like Sookie has become a hot commodity in the vampire world.
Bill Ditches Sookie in True Blood Episode 4 – 9 Crimes
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This week’s episode had some great one (or two) liners. It was another great show especially with a hot fantasy scene between Eric and Sookie. Let’s take a look:
The 10 Best Quotes from Tonight’s Episode
1. “That’s the best sex I’ve had in decades” Lorena says as she cracks her neck, adjusting it after Bill’s Exorcist move during their sex scene at the end of last week’s episode.
2. “Shut the fuck up!” Sookie says as Bill calls and tells her he is leaving his life in Bon Temps. He is with Lorena now and they just got done making love as only two vampires can. He does not have to hold back with her like he does with Sookie. He is death, he will bring Sookie only suffering. They were doomed from the start….I think you actually hear her heart breaking.
3. “I don’t have a nut sack” Sookie responds to Alcide when he says relationships kick you in the nut sack as he tries to console her after Bill’s brutal breakup phone call.
4. “At least let me go put on a shirt” Alcide says..…NOOOOOOOOOO!
5. “Sometimes I think that boys cheese done slid off his cracker” Tommy’s mother says after Sam catches Tommy trying to break into him safe. “That boy makes my ass itch” Tommy’s father contributes.
6. “Can all vampires fly?” Sookie asks Eric as he appears dangling in thin air outside her upper story window. “Can all humans sing?” Eric replies and they proceed to the beginning of a hot sex scene that ends up being Eric’s fantasy. He’s got it bad for her.
7. “I can’t stop thinking about you” Franklin tells Tara when he brings her flowers as she’s sitting tied up in the bathroom. He duct tapes the flowers into her hands. This guy is too creepy…
8. “My folks won’t be coming around anymore” Sam tells Arlene to which Terry replies, “You sure they know that? Because they’re grilling in the parking lot”.
9. “Get your fucking hands off me dead man”, Calvin says to Eric as Eric lifts him up by the neck, throwing Calvin’s people off Layfayette who they were beating up. Eric says “let’s go Rue Paul” after he trashes all the troublemakers. What a pair these two make.
10. “This is kidnapping” Tara says as she and Franklin are driving down the road with her flowers taped into her hands. “This is opportunity” Franklin tells her as she begs him to tell her where they are going. I think Tara is in some serious trouble.
And of course, no episode of True Blood is complete without a naked man appearing somewhere. Sam finds Tommy lying naked out in the woods and they have a talk. It looks like these two might be forming a bond. Or is Tommy just being deceptive again?
True Blood Season 3 Episode 2: Beautifully Broken
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Last week’s episode ended with Bill being surrounded by a pack of wolves. He tells them “I should warn you – I’ve fed.”
This week’s show starts off just how I like my True Blood episodes – with lots of naked male bodies!
Top 10 Highlights from True Blood Episode 1: Beautifully Broken
#10 - Lafayette saves Tara’s life when she attempts to overdose on pills because she’s so distraught over Eggs’ death. Damn I love Lafayette! He’s one of the strongest characters on the show.
And there’s more: accomplished actress Alfre Woodard has joined the show as Lafayette’s mother. Lafayette takes Tara with him to visit her. Get this: one of the aides at Lafayette’s mother’s nursing home is a hot Latino guy named Jesus that (rumor has it) will become a love interest for Lafayette. Yea, I hope Lafayette finds happiness this season – he definitely deserves it.
#9 - Bill meets the Gay Vampire King of Mississippi, Russell Edgington who rides in on a beautiful white horse. Let me tell you, the King lives in STYYLE! His mansion is gorgeous. Okay, perhaps it’s a bit over the top but I have to admire his decorating sense.
Turns out, the K of M played a part in Bill’s abduction. His reason: he’s plotting a few political moves against the Queen of Louisiana and wants Bill to work with him. When Bill refuses he issues a veiled threat against Sookie.
#8 - Sookie and Jessica go to Eric to seek assistance in finding Bill. Eric acts as if he doesn’t know what happened to Bill. He later confesses to Sookie that he lied to her. He tells her that the werewolves that took Bill are part of a werewolf pack that are infused with vampire blood. He decides to help her since the werewolves appear to be targeting her.
#7 - Baby Vamp Jessica seeks advice from Pam on how to dump a dead body that you accidentally kill. It appears that Bill hasn’t done such a good job teaching Jessica how to drink blood from a human without killing it. Oops, did I just call a human, “it”?
#6 - Yikes! Eric actually shows his humanity when Sookie cries over Bill’s disappearance! He says “don’t do that – you make me feel disturbingly human.” He then flashes back to when he tortured a werewolf during what appears to be WWII.
#5 - While at the K or M’s mansion, Bill’s maker Lorena appears. Bill, not happy to see her, light’s her fire.
#4 - Two more new characters appear in tonight’s episode: Crystal Norris (who Jason meets while out on a police call with Andy Bellefluer) and Franklin Mott, a sexy British vampire that Tara meets at Merlotte’s bar. Franklin comes to Tara’s rescue when she confronts two rednecks outside Merlotte’s.
#3 - Jessica and Hoyt are SO CUTE TOGETHER! I gotta tell you, I really like Hoyt – he cares so much for Jessica. also, it’s good to see that Jessica hasn’t lost her touch with humanity since she became a vampire. To be perfectly honest, she’s become a better person since she was turned. If you’ll remember, she was a brat when she was a human.
#2 - Good news: Sam found his family! Bad news: Sam found his family! They’re not exactly the Waltons.
#1 - Oh crap! The guy that Baby Vamp Jessica killed isn’t dead! Or more importantly, he’s undead.
The episode ends with Eric facing down a werewolf that has broken into Sookie’s home.
And here are the:
Funniest Lines from True Blood Episode 2 – Beautifully Broken:
• When Sookie tells Jason that werewolves exist he says: “Bigfoot, is he real too? Santa?”
• Baby vamp Jessica, while spraying air freshner over the guy she killed and talking on the phone with a saleperson says: “Do you carry chainsaws? Okay, how much are they? Um, can I rent one of those for the night?”
Question for viewers: What did you think of Snoop Dogg’s “Oh Sookie” music video after the show?
True Blood Episode 9 – I Will Rise Up!
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As mentioned in an earlier post, Kitty Kat will be reviewing the remaining episodes of True Blood for us. Therefore, without further ado, here’s Kitty Kat’s review of Episode 9 – I Will Rise Up!
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Our naughty Viking strikes again! Tricking Sookie into sucking on him, and that sly little grin, who doesn’t love that? Sookie can be such a whiner sometimes. Did she really need to ingest his blood to have a sex dream about him? I’m not sure it’s Bill that’s dead. Poor Bill, I’m afraid he just isn’t going to be able to compete, and I think he knows it. Classic love triangle, glorious!
Speaking of glorious, after 2000 years, Godric finally meets the sun. I’m forgiving Sookie for some of her whining just because she was so sweet to Godric and Eric in their tender moment (tear). Sookie has been redeemed in my eyes, hope Godric found redemption, too.
As for our Egg-nigma, I think Lafayette has the golden ticket. “He’s poison, and he ain’t never gonna change.” Fantastic, eyelashes and all. As for Eggs being a god, our little drag queen sure “punched” a hole in that theory.
On to Hoyt and Jessica, how cute are they? Hoyt tried to set his mama straight, but in the end, he had to leave the nest. I bet he won’t have any trouble finding another “nest”. Think vampire Bill is up for a house guest?
Isn’t it great that no one had a fly swatter handy this evening? What a clever way to make a jail break. Good thinking, Sam. I guess every dog does have his day! Any thoughts out there as to how he’s finally going to rid himself, and the town, of that pesky maenad?
And finally, because Dallas is my hometown, I have some closing thoughts about the Texas/Dallas stereotypes portrayed in Season 2. Some are dead-on, no pun intended. Crazy right-wing churches, we’ve got ‘em. Stepford wives like Sarah, we’ve got those, too. Stupid Aggies like Luke, well, we don’t tell Aggie jokes for nothing. Stock piles of weapons, sure. Who doesn’t like the second amendment? But as for the “Dallas” wardrobe, black western wear? Now that is just mean. The Dallas nest happens to be in a very upscale neighborhood. You’d be as likely to see black, leather, western wear in that neighborhood as you would to see, well, actual vampires. It just isn’t done! That’s profiling, and profiling is wrong.
Check out my “coming out” interview in a previous article. I discuss several predictions about True Blood!
Also, check out the new forum called the True Blood Rehab Ctr. It’s a great place to meet other True Blood fans and discuss the episodes!
See also: Episode 10 – New World In My View
True Blood Episode 7 – Release Me
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Top 10 Highlights from Episode 7: Release Me
#10 - And Fly Away, Fly Away, Fly Away Home! Sam escapes from Maryann by turning into a bird and flying away!
#9 - Full Frontal Nudity: My, my. True Blood believes in showing everything. The orgy scene is pretty darn revealing.
#8 - Don’t Hate Me Because I’m a Killer: You know, I’m not hating on Lorena. She’s one of the true vampires in the show because she embraces what she is: a cold blooded killer that sees humans as food. Vampires who have maintained their humanity are the exception, not the rule.
#7 - Jason’s Got Some Serious Mojo: Jason totally rocked Sarah’s world. After his lovin’ she decides to leave her husband. It’s like that scene from Harlem nights after one of the gangsters has sex with a casino girl. He calls his wife on the phone and says:
“Yeah, Barbara, it’s Richie. Yeah lookit, I ain’t never coming home. Take it easy.”
#6 - I Like My Eggs Over Easy: I’ll say it again – Eggs has a serious body. Too bad he’s a pawn of Maryann’s. Tara’s headed in the same direction.
#5 - Maryann Loves a Challenge: Daphne tells Sam that Maryann is after him “because you got away from her once. She can’t control you.”
#4 - Hello, My Name is Hugo the Traitor: We learn that Hugo is working undercover for The Fellowship of the Sun and deliberately led Sookie into a trap.
#3 - Maryann Mystery Solved:According to Daphne “Maryann is a maenad. Maenads are handmaidens of Dionysus.” “She’s immortal Sam. There ain’t no point in fighting her ’cause you’ll never win.”
#2 - Shot Through the Heart: Sarah Newlin shoots Jason. I assume it’s a tranquilizer gun.
#1 - Stab Through the Heart: Eggs stabs Daphne while under Maryann’s control!
And here are the Funniest Lines from True Blood Episode 7
-Steve Newlin saying: “I’m not the monster that the vampire-loving media makes me out to be.”
-Andy Bellefleur telling the sheriff about the orgy: “and the whole town had these big black saucer eyes like zombies!”
-Maryann while holding a dead rabbit saying: “I saw this thing hop by last night and I though hmmn, yum, breakfast!”
-Lafayette to a prospective V customer: “This shit is going faster than fritters at a fat farm.”
Questions
1. Does anyone know what they were chanting at the orgy?
2. Why did the orgy people start moaning when Maryann stopped shimmering to run after Sam?
3. Don’t you think Eric looks much better with shorter hair? That man makes me feel all “anxious” in my naughty bits, if you know what I mean.
See also: True Blood Episode 8: Timebomb
