Dec
16
True Blood Limerick: Sam and Tara’s First Time
If you’re a frequent visitor at this site you know I’m a lover of limericks. To refresh your memory, limericks always follow this pattern:
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Since the True Blood series is so popular I thought it would be fun to create a limerick about 2 of its characters, Sam and Tara. Here’s a limerick for Episode 3 – Mine:
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While singing the “My Life Sucks” blues,
Tara made Sam an offer he couldn’t refuse.
She said “we’re not perfectly matched”,
“But let’s have sex – no strings attached”,
“We can blame everything on the booze.”
See also:
Tara once had a pet duck
On her neck Sam would suck
Who cares about her ex
With Sam she would have sex
Some Vampires have all the luck
I know, but at least I tried.
It’s hard to resist a limerick challenge.
I love it!
Thanks for dropping in!