This guy makes me feel all tingly and causes me to think bad things. And when I say “bad” I mean very naughty.

Meet Joe Manganiello, who you may remember from the show One Tree Hill where he played a sexy bartender. In tonight’s episode of True Blood he stars as Alcide Herveaux, a sexy werewolf that joins the True Blood cast to help Sookie find Bill.

Um, Bill who?

Just kidding of course (sort of).

Anyway, last week’s show ended with Eric confronting a werewolf that had broken into Sookie’s home.

Here’s what happened in tonight’s episode:

Top 10 Highlights from True Blood Episode 3: It Hurts Me Too

#10 - Russell Edgington, the Gay Vampire King of Mississippi, suggests that Bill turn Sookie into a vampire if he really loves her. Turns out, Bill’s maker Lorena was the one who suggested that Russell approach Bill about betraying the Queen of Louisiana.

#9 - Tara, who’s never been big on vampires, has an intense sexual encounter with Franklin Mott, the vampire that defended her outside Merlotte’s.

I find Franklin to be extremely creepy and sleazy. He visits Jessica at Bill’s home, taking her the head of the guy she mistakenly killed. Looks like he plans to blackmail her into giving him information on Bill. Hmmn, I wonder what he’s up to.

#8 - Poor Sam. His family is so . . . um, lame. While visiting him at Merlotte’s his father proceeds to give alcohol to Sam’s underage brother and has the nerve to get an attitude when Sam stops him.

#7 - Meet Jason “Barney Fife” Stackhouse! Jason decides it’s his calling to serve and protect. Now would you want Jason running around your city with a gun and a license to use it in the name of the law?

Speaking of Jason, he’s now dreaming of people with bullet holes in their heads.

#6 - Arlene goes in for a sonogram and gets the surprising news that she’s 9 weeks pregnant. She’s shocked because she and Terry haven’t been together that long. However, when she tells Terry about the baby, she lets him think it’s his.

#5 - Sookie, sweet thing that she is, paid for Eggs’ funeral. She and Tara reunite during the ceremony. Sookie tells Tara to move into her home while she’s away in Jackson looking for Bill.

#4 - Bill’s flashback: we see Bill in 1868 going home to see his wife who, of course, thought he was dead. She realizes something’s wrong with him, turns to run from the home, and is grabbed by Lorena. His poor wife, whose son just died of smallpox, is so distraught, she begs Bill to kill her. At Lorena’s request Bill wipes his wife’s memory.

#3 - In order to ensure Sookie’s (and his own) safety, Bill renounces his fealty to the kingdom of Louisiana and pledged his loyalty to the Gay Vampire King of Mississippi.

#2 - Eric gives Lafayette a brand new convertible for being his top seller of V. He attempts to entice Lafayette into selling more V (to his wealthy clients) by promising him lots of money.

#1 - Franklin, who I’m really growing to dislike, visits Tara at Sookie’s house. Although she initially refuses to let him in he hypnotizes her into inviting him inside.

The episode ends with Bill and Lorena having the most eye popping (or is that neck popping) sex I’ve ever seen!

And here’s the funniest line from True Blood Episode 3: It Hurts Me Too:

•  When Sam’s dad see’s Merlotte’s he says: “I always dreamed of having my own chicken shack. I’d call it Mickey’s Chicken & Chitlins.”

Question for viewers: Didn’t it look like Franklin, Tara’s vampire one-night stand, was awake during the day? What gives?