Archive for August, 2009
Fantasy Books for August 2009
Posted by: | CommentsHere’s the round-up of fantasy books for August 2009:
Thorn Queen (Dark Swan, Book 2) by Richelle Mead
Dark Time: Mortal Path Book 1 by Dakota Banks
Bloody Right by Georgia Evans
Redemption Alley (Jill Kismet) by Lilith Saintcrow
Another One Bites the Dust (Jaz Parks) by Jennifer Rardin
The Path of Razors: Vampire Babylon, Book Five by Chris Marie Green
Cape Storm (Weather Warden, Book 
by Rachel Caine
Bad Moon Rising: A Dark-Hunter Novel (Dark-Hunter Novels) by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Chasing the Dragon (Quantum Gravity, Book 4) by Justina Robson
Dreamfever by Karen Marie Moning
Bleak History by John Shirley
Retribution (Anna Strong Vampire Chronicles, Book 5) by Jeanne C. Stein
Nice Girls Don’t Date Dead Men (Jane Jameson, Book 2) by Molly Harper
Matters of the Blood (Blood Lines) by Maria Lima
Living with the Dead (Women of the Otherworld, Book 9) by Kelley Armstrong
In the Blood: Book Two of the Maker’s Song by Adrian Phoenix
Hunting Ground (Alpha & Omega, Book 2) by Patricia Briggs
True Blood Episode 8 – Timebomb
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Here’s what happens in Episode 8: Timebomb
Shot Through The Heart, and You’re to Blame. You Give Love a Bad Name. Sarah is as dense as Jason. Okay, the second shot was ruthless. By the way, Sarah must spend a fortune on hairspray. Her big hair stays in place regardless of the humidity.
Jason Plays Rambo
I’m really proud of how Jason helped save Sookie . . . . if only he wasn’t using a paintball gun.
I Knew Daphne Was Heartless
Okay, sorry for the bad pun.
Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares
Maryann is an all around gal. Not only does she throw a mean orgy, she also knows how to cook! Just don’t ask her where the meat came from.
” . . . and those from above can serve those down below.” (Sweeny Todd song)
Dallas Vampires Have Style
The Dallas vampires made a great entrance tonight. They came in lined up in a perfect V formation. Now that’s what I call organization.
You’re So Good, I Could Just Eat You Up!
Tara and Eggs share an interesting feast. And then beat each other up.
Like a Virgin, Touched For the Very First Time
Poor Jessica will be a virgin for ever. And I do mean, forever.
Eric’s Maker is Cute
Is it just me or is Godric a cutie?
And here’s the Funniest Line from True Blood Episode 8: “They say I had sex with a pine tree. It must be true because I got scratches all over my p___r.”
Questions
1. What did Isabel say when she was mocking Bill’s love for Sookie? I couldn’t get all of what she said. Help me fill in the blank. She said something like: “She’s like a _________ you can’t switch off. Blah blah blah blah. And then 10 minutes later, blah.” What’s the missing word?
2. Did you know that Miss Jeanette’s heart was missing when they found her dead body in the back of Andy Bellefleur’s car! Did I miss something?
See also: Best Eric and Sookie Scenes – “Words“
True Blood Episode 7 – Release Me
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Top 10 Highlights from Episode 7: Release Me
#10 - And Fly Away, Fly Away, Fly Away Home! Sam escapes from Maryann by turning into a bird and flying away!
#9 - Full Frontal Nudity: My, my. True Blood believes in showing everything. The orgy scene is pretty darn revealing.
#8 - Don’t Hate Me Because I’m a Killer: You know, I’m not hating on Lorena. She’s one of the true vampires in the show because she embraces what she is: a cold blooded killer that sees humans as food. Vampires who have maintained their humanity are the exception, not the rule.
#7 - Jason’s Got Some Serious Mojo: Jason totally rocked Sarah’s world. After his lovin’ she decides to leave her husband. It’s like that scene from Harlem nights after one of the gangsters has sex with a casino girl. He calls his wife on the phone and says:
“Yeah, Barbara, it’s Richie. Yeah lookit, I ain’t never coming home. Take it easy.”
#6 - I Like My Eggs Over Easy: I’ll say it again – Eggs has a serious body. Too bad he’s a pawn of Maryann’s. Tara’s headed in the same direction.
#5 - Maryann Loves a Challenge: Daphne tells Sam that Maryann is after him “because you got away from her once. She can’t control you.”
#4 - Hello, My Name is Hugo the Traitor: We learn that Hugo is working undercover for The Fellowship of the Sun and deliberately led Sookie into a trap.
#3 - Maryann Mystery Solved:According to Daphne “Maryann is a maenad. Maenads are handmaidens of Dionysus.” “She’s immortal Sam. There ain’t no point in fighting her ’cause you’ll never win.”
#2 - Shot Through the Heart: Sarah Newlin shoots Jason. I assume it’s a tranquilizer gun.
#1 - Stab Through the Heart: Eggs stabs Daphne while under Maryann’s control!
And here are the Funniest Lines from True Blood Episode 7
-Steve Newlin saying: “I’m not the monster that the vampire-loving media makes me out to be.”
-Andy Bellefleur telling the sheriff about the orgy: “and the whole town had these big black saucer eyes like zombies!”
-Maryann while holding a dead rabbit saying: “I saw this thing hop by last night and I though hmmn, yum, breakfast!”
-Lafayette to a prospective V customer: “This shit is going faster than fritters at a fat farm.”
Questions
1. Does anyone know what they were chanting at the orgy?
2. Why did the orgy people start moaning when Maryann stopped shimmering to run after Sam?
3. Don’t you think Eric looks much better with shorter hair? That man makes me feel all “anxious” in my naughty bits, if you know what I mean.
See also: True Blood Episode 8: Timebomb
